Quotes from the Bear Truth (part 2)

A selection of additional verbal gems overheard at parties, during various
stages of inebriation and on unguarded moments.

• A sharp edged tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use - Carolyn Woodley.

• If you keep your lavatory door shut by extending your left foot its modern architecture - Mick Hellier.

• It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar - Mark Stenhouse.

• I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when looked at in the right way, did not become more complicated - Chris McEvoy.

• Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can stay in a week (directed towards Zaco) - Paul Curtin.

• A successful man is one who makes more money than I can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man - Helen Hellier.

• Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't - Jill Garner.

• A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't do his job when he does feel like it. - Michael King.

• Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxies and holding up the bars of this country - Garry (Bucko) Homewood.

• A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned - Angela Lindsay.

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