Quotes from the Bear Truth (part 2)

A selection of additional verbal gems overheard at parties, during various
stages of inebriation and on unguarded moments.
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A sharp edged tongue is the
only edged tool that grows keener with constant use - Carolyn Woodley.
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If you keep your lavatory door
shut by extending your left foot its modern architecture - Mick Hellier.
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It is always the best policy
to speak the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar
- Mark Stenhouse.
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I have yet to see any problem,
however complicated, which when looked at in the right way, did not become
more complicated - Chris McEvoy.
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Some people can stay longer
in an hour than others can stay in a week (directed towards Zaco) - Paul
Curtin.
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A successful man is one who
makes more money than I can spend. A successful woman is one who can find
such a man - Helen Hellier.
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Education is when you read
the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't - Jill Garner.
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A professional is a man who
can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't
do his job when he does feel like it. - Michael King.
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Too bad all the people who
know how to run the country are busy driving taxies and holding up the bars
of this country - Garry (Bucko) Homewood.
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A drama
critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned - Angela Lindsay.
Some other stuff
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